Tuesday, September 20, 2005

"Viagra, VIAGRA...I don't need no stinking Viagra."



Here is the book on Fat Bill.

He is more powerful than most New Mexicans think.He is richer than most people want to believe.

I asked some Texas tourists what they thought of our guilt ridden former draft dodger Governor Fat Bill Richardson.
"That war monger. We know about him."
"Wow" I said "cool. Who are you supporting in the Texas Governor's race?'
"We are supporting Kinky Friedman. We know him." And the second nice white Texas lady added..."He's our neighbor."

I couldn't resist..."At least he can read and write, unlike that other famous Texan that's in the White House."
"And he (Kinky) writes some really fine music" said one of the women in that lovely southern drawl.

As the Texas tourist turned to leave I quickly said, as I say to every tourist I meet in Santa Fe..."Do you realize that We have the fattest Governor in the 48 contiguous States?'

The two nice lady laughed and one said as they continued down Palace, "Now that we believe."

5 Comments:

At 4:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Texan's accent isn't a southern drawl Cove. She just talked Texan. Which is very distinct from the way a native Floridian talks, say.

And Texas isn't the South anyway. It's just Texas.

Coco la boca

 
At 8:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought that Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour might rival Fat Bill as the fattest Governor in the U.S., but Bill probably outweighs Barbour by a couple of tons. What amazes me is that anyone would give Bill any chance at all at the presidency. Not only will the U.S. not vote for a fat guy, the national press will expose his womanizing in record time.

 
At 8:19 PM, Blogger David Lopez said...

John, with that blue suit, Governor Bill LOOKS like a viagra!

 
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