Friday, July 15, 2005

Republic de Santa Fe

Fat Bill is inMexico. He was in France; then in Germany; then rumored to have been in London during the recent bombing; then supposedly to Korea (maybe) and now for sure in Mexico with Arnold.

Sparks, Fat Bill (in drag) and Arnold

"You're gonna' need this...

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Piggy Kids

Piggy kids.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

An Immodest Proposal

Some of us miss the cultural traditions of the Old West. Many were rooted in day to day issues and answers. Certainly, one of the best was shared by many...spending some of your spare time as a vigilante. There are leftovers from the practice. You can carry a gun without a license as long as it isn’t concealed. You can make a citizen’s arrest where you hold a criminal until the police arrive for the real thing.

We should introduce a competition among the sportsmen (sportswomen, too) of Santa Fe to see who can shoot the most taggers. Next time you’re sitting around on a Saturday night with nothing to do. Only WWF reruns on television. Get your gun and stake out a neighborhood wall.

This shouldn’t be unsporting. Night vision goggles or starlight gunsights won’t be allowed. Practitioners of the asshole art of grafitti should have a fair chance to escape to be a target some other night. Proposed regulations would limit firearms to .22 caliber. Discussion continues about holding this down to shorts versus longs; but, a year or so of trial runs should take care of technical questions.

Rather than the traditional practice of stuffing and displaying mounts of dead game, since the goal isn’t to eliminate our quarry; but, change their ways...ER records from St. Victims could be used to verify reported hits. Trophies would be awarded, paid for by licensing fees to the City.

If all goes according to schedule, we could have a genuine Old West Revival on our hands. Maybe even think about invitational events for tourists.

U Pick Fat Bill's New Plane

Last Update: 07/13/05 4:19 pm
By: Ass Association Press
SANTA FE (AAP) - A trip to Korea by Governor One Hung Lo of New Mexico is in a holding partern.
Large Lards spokesman Billy "take-this picture" Sparks, says
Richardson isn’t going this week, because he is having to much fun hanging with Euro-trash.
Sparks said last week that Richardson had been looking
forward to Kim Jong's Wong.
Sparks had said that Richardson intends to pimp for the Bush

North Korea said last weekend that Kim Jong's Wong in broken and should be fixed by the week of July 25th.

Richardson was US ambassador to the United Nations and secretary of the Energy Department during the Blow-job Clinton administration.

Richardson like Asian men. North Korean like fat guys and have nukes.

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Monday, July 11, 2005

Fat Bill: Politically Sucking Korean Dick.

Sec. of Tourism Mike Cerletti is back from Europe where he left Fat Bill and his spooky company guy friends.
Richardson, who was believed to be in England during the recent London bombings, is on his way to Korea to politically suck some Korean dick.
Richardson will soon be proven to be the one who dropped a dime on Wen Ho Lee because the chink spy who wouldn't put out.

Top Secret:

access to classified information prior to the issuance of a final report by the Cox
Committee.” (FBI 7721-7723)
(U)On December 21,1998, Curran sent a memorandum to Secretary Richardson containing talkingpoints for an anticipated telephone conversation between Secretary Richardson and Director Freeh. He advised the Secretary that DOE intended to interview Lee "before the end of this calendar year" and offer him a voluntary polygraph. If he refused, "his security clearance will be removed and steps will be initiated toterminate his employment.”If he agreed, but did not "pass" the polygraph, "his clearance will be removed and termination proceedings will be initiated." (DOE 3570)

Fat Bill's interest in Asian men is well known.